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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names !
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