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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
You've failed history again !
Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
How did you do in your tests ?
I did what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history !
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?
No, we were never introduced !
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