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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football.
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He wanted Mark Antony !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?
On their feet !
Why does history keep repeating itself ?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
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