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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher: "Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
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